A Square Dancer is a person who knows his left from his right, but occasionally forgets it.
A Square Dancer is someone who has learned to do as he is told (by the caller), but doesn't always do it.
He is fanatical in his search for a good time, traveling miles in all kinds of weather, going places he would never go otherwise, spending all night on his feet which were killing him all day, and smiling happily all the time.
A Square Dancer speaks a language all his own. He calls his partner his taw, his honey, his date, darling or pretty little thing, and he promenades, sashays, weaves, circulates, swings, bends, hinges, trades, spins, circles, explodes, folds and cross folds.
He learns his dancing thru and thru: right and left thru, pass thru, turn thru, step thru - and he must be agile enough to do such unlikely things as box the gnat, shoot the star, slip the clutch, pass the ocean and sweep a quarter.
If this description fits you, don't worry. Although it is practically incurable, this disease is not at all harmful, and most square dancers have a strong desire to infect other members of the community.
Welcome to Square Dancing.....
(just a little something I found while I was cleaning out my office this weekend...)
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